Who is Mickey Mouse?

Phillips, our host from Nigeria, was in town today. It was his first time in the States, so we thought he would definitely want to go to Disneyland. I mean, if you're in California for the first time you would want to see Disneyland too, right?

Well, when we tell him we're going to Disneyland, he just stares at us blankly. What do you mean you haven't heard or Disneyland? He's heard of Jesus Christ, but not Micky Mouse!?! I guess Disney's not as big as I thought.